Drop your resume
Upload the version you are actually sending. Your roast stays private unless you decide to share it.
Savage feedback. Better future.
Your resume has been too polite.
Get a sharp, private AI resume roast with concrete fixes. Then turn the truth into a clearer next draft.
Private by default. Sharing is always opt-in.
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Resume upload
Drop your resume here
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Roasted
Roast results
00:30
Generating your roast...
“Your best project is hiding under a wall of task lists.”
Feedback built for the version of you that actually wants the offer.
Private, opt-in sharing
Sharp feedback, no fluff
A practical next draft
The process
Roasted. Then rewritten. Then ready.
A career tool with a sense of humor and a useful point of view. No vague “looks good” feedback allowed.
Get the honest cut
Get a concise AI critique that points out vague bullets, buried wins, and empty jargon.
Rewrite with purpose
Use the feedback yourself, then opt in later if you want a clearer, ATS-conscious rewrite.
What comes next
Fix the resume first. Decide on a rewrite later.
Start with a private roast and use the practical fixes yourself. A future ATS-conscious rewrite will be a separate, explicit opt-in—never an automatic upgrade.
Available now
The Roast
PrivateAI analysis and 3–5 clear fixes you can make yourself. Sharing stays locked unless you choose it.
Planned next
The Rewrite
A future opt-in rewrite to turn your approved fixes into a clearer, ATS-conscious draft. No pricing or checkout is available yet.
No fine print energy
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your next draft starts here
Let your resume hear it first.
Get the uncomfortable truth before another application disappears into the void.